Claire's

CLAIRE
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~Born and raised in Greenland

~Graduated top of my class at Sock Puppet University

~Choreographed the opening ceremonies for the 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Italy

~Third cousin to J.R. Tolkein

~Mother of J.K. Rowlings

~Founded a wildly popular Burrito Chain

~Holds pediatric license in 37 states

~1600 GRE Score

~Designed the St. Louis Arch

~Built the underground railroad

~Former Fellow at Arena Stage

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~Hand-built the Taj Mahal with a secret material only she knows