Thursday, December 21, 2006

Claire's

CLAIRE
Resume

~Born and raised in Greenland












~Graduated top of my class at Sock Puppet University

~Choreographed the opening ceremonies for the 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Italy





~Third cousin to J.R. Tolkein

~Mother of J.K. Rowlings

~Founded a wildly popular Burrito Chain

~Holds pediatric license in 37 states

~1600 GRE Score

~Designed the St. Louis Arch

~Built the underground railroad

~Former Fellow at Arena Stage

http://www.arenastage.org/

~Hand-built the Taj Mahal with a secret material only she knows

Some of my adventures.

Long ago, I founded a burrito chain. It is called blockheads and it is in New York City. Now my relatives and friends run the chain. You can see my Uncle Lou on the wall of the restaurant here:













My most recent vacation was to New England in the United States. This is me and Hush Puppie in the car:










Hush Puppie sunbathing on a rock in Acadia National Park:










This was my worst injury of the trip. It was Dan's fault, so I don't mind, but it was pretty painful there for a while:

My friends

These are my friends.

The first one is my very best friend. He is a human and his name is Dan.
He always stands up for me when other people are mean to me. He also communicates for me and he is always abreast of my activities, talents, and skills.















This friend is Sally. She lived with me and Julia for awhile. She's very nice. She's at graduate school in Chicago right now.















This is me with my friend Hush Puppie. We had dinner together on our first night in our new apartment in Portland, Oregon. Dan and Julia were the chefs.





Welcome to my Blog!

Hello! My name is Claire and I am a sock monkey from Greenland. I have many adventures, skills, talents, and friends. Check my blog often to learn what I've done lately.